[aude] if you ever loved me, baby
Jos is going to go batshit crazy, if only because of the "I CAN HAS FOODS NAO?!?!?!" jumping on couches Tom Cruise style he will be doing. If someone gives him a Vespa, he will drive it into a hotel.

There are also three alternatives as to what direction his life will be taking. Either he can continue with his music and become super famous (as little indie bands are wont to do these days?), stick with the music and go down with the ship, or just say "Screw it" altogether and be a lazy ass in Vegas with Tony & Co. Whatever way he goes, there will be a lot of rofls on my part.

Rhiana, Juliette needs to come to Aude now, kthnx.

As for Crystal, she needs to have a really pathetic crush on someone right about .. now. Probably unrequited, because actually getting into a relationship would make her head explode. Kind of like if she ever saw a donkey show. She kind of reminds me of Charlotte in regard to her reluctance to be exposed to Teh Inappropriateness, except she's generally smarter. And not Catholic.